I just read
the most infuriating article. 24 Things Women Should Stop Wearing After Age30.
Fuck off.
We live in
an age where women are criticized for being too fat, too skinny, too ugly, too
pretty, too made-up, too casual, too dumb, too smart, too young and too
old. And apparently this highly judgmental world now extends to saying that if you are over the age of 30 you
should be banned from wearing hoop earrings.
Or blue eye shadow. Or mini
skirts because we old-bitties clearly are expected to leave them for the “young
folks”.
There were a
few things on this “list” that I agree I shouldn’t wear: platform flip-flops,
overalls, booty shorts, scrunchies. The important
clarification here though is that it’s not that I think they shouldn’t be worn
by women over 30 – they just shouldn’t be worn.
By anyone. Ever.
Why are platform flip-flops even a
thing?
Also on the
list is any clothing item from Abercrombie and Fitch because “do 30 year-olds
even fit in A&F clothes?”
FUCK OFF.
First of all
I never shopped at A&F. I never
liked their style. However, personal
taste aside, Abercrombie and Fitch sucks. No one should wear their clothes. The value youth and thinness to a sickening level, and don’t
sell clothing in sizes larger than a women’s 12. They don’t want “fat” people shopping in
their stores. Now, I work out 6 days a
week and mostly watch what I eat. I am
(gasp) 33 years old and I can fit in their clothes. I choose not to.
So – to the
20 something little twit who decided that you are the be-all-end-all of fashion
choices – I can’t wait until you turn 30 and realize what an idiot you
are.
Until then,
don’t mind me. I’ll be over here aging
poorly in my mother’s old hoop earrings and my ratty sneakers.